Jokes and Puns

2012–08–18: Sordid/sorted thoughts in response to the Penguins of Madagascar episode “Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge”.

What’s the best way to organize your …

  • … oysters? A shell sort.
  • … beer collection? A bubble sort.
  • … mixed drinks? A cocktail sort.
  • … hair-care products? a comb sort.
  • … garden? a gnome sort.
  • … sand pile? a heap sort.
  • … racing trophies? a quicksort.

2012–08–19: Did you hear about the preschooler who saved the world? The group Foreigner had a song about him the the early 1980s: “Juicebox Hero”.


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